Thursday, December 19, 2013
Jump, Bite, And Fuck Shit Up, The Perfect Recipe For Tomba!
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Who's the bad ass motherfucker who gets the jump on pigs, throwing them into one another and beating the shit out of whoever gets in ...
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Trust Me, No One Gives Less of a Shit Than Bo Does
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Imagine a game where the main character is completely unaware of anything going on around him. All he does is walk forward in a straight...
Monday, May 6, 2013
He's-a Wise-a! He's-a Gonna Win!
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Look at this asshole. Would you believe he's actually saved the day more than once? Not that Wario cares about what state the world i...
Monday, April 29, 2013
Step On Them All You Want, Goombas Don't Give A Shit
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Holy shit, not just one guy that doesn't give a fuck about anything, we've got an entire damned race that doesn't give a shit...
Monday, April 22, 2013
You Have Three Seconds To Get Out Of Calo Nord's Damned Way.
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You should think twice before getting in Calo Nord's way. He doesn't give a damn about you or what you think. All that matters i...
Monday, January 28, 2013
The First Player Two To Fuck Up The Hero, Jimmy Lee
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Why not Billy? Fuck you, that's why. Billy was a wuss who fought to save his girlfriend, a girl only remembered for gaming's fir...
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog
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Sonic 's his name, and speed is his game. Fast enough to leave his fanbase behind him, and rockin' an attitude straight out of the ...
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