Monday, April 29, 2013

Step On Them All You Want, Goombas Don't Give A Shit


Holy shit, not just one guy that doesn't give a fuck about anything, we've got an entire damned race that doesn't give a shit. Ever marching onward  no matter what's in their path, Goombas aren't known for caring about anything. They have no goals, no regard for life, don't hold grudges. All they do is walk in a straight line.

Originally sent in to stop a plumber from saving royalty, they don't even seem to really care about that either. Absolutely no effort goes into their objective as they just casually walk onward both towards and away from Mario. Mario on the other hand, will go to any extent to destroy and kill as many Goombas as he wants. Are they afraid of this homicidal maniac? Fuck no, if any creature in the world of video games did not give on single fuck about anything, it'd have to be Goombas.

Monday, April 22, 2013

You Have Three Seconds To Get Out Of Calo Nord's Damned Way.



You should think twice before getting in Calo Nord's way. He doesn't give a damn about you or what you think. All that matters is whether or not you have a bounty on your head. You do? Good, he'll kill you so he can collect the damn bounty. You don't? Too fucking bad, he'll still kill you for getting in wasting his time. Just look at this bad-ass motherfucker. Even an entire planet being bombed to high hell by the Sith is not going to stop him from taking down any punk nerf-herder that crosses his path.

You're a Jedi? Well good fucking job crossing him. Now you're a dead Jedi. The most he'll give is a three-second warning before shooting someone just for talking to them, so don't expect him to give a fuck about whatever you call yourself.