Look at this asshole. Would you believe he's actually saved the day more than once? Not that Wario cares about what state the world is in, he'd trade the entire thing in for more money if you'd give him the chance. Kidnapped princesses, ancient curses, lurking evils, Wario will bash the shit out of all of them if they're in between him and whatever treasure he has his eyes on at the moment.
Everything in between him and more money is just an obstacle waiting to be destroyed. And Wario is good at destroying things. If the need calls for it, he'll even publish his own crappy cash-in 5 second video games to feed the dumb consumers if that'll get him ahead.
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